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Listning 1: Listen to the song and make a note of everything the guy says he has bought. Listening 2: Now listen ... chicken nuggets, satellite T.V.. I got the whole ...
THE LIDL SONG

Context: You are behind with the rent, you have unpaid bills and on top of this there is nothing in the cupboard. In the past, you might have contemplated suicide; today – you just go to Lidl (or is it Laidl?!?) A brilliant song by Andy Conway. Enjoy! (

Listning 1: Listen to the song and make a note of everything the guy says he has bought.

Listening 2: Now listen to it again and complete the following sentences.

▪ The reason they are out of money today is that ………. ▪ Getting all the stuff for the back garden for only ……….. was a real bargain! ▪ His mother doesn’t like the meat; she thinks it’s ………. ▪ After his shopping spree, he still has enough money to go to ………. ▪ The great thing about the vodka is that ……….

Listening 3: Here are the lyrics. Listen again, fill in the gaps and make any other changes necessary.

I've been shopping in Dunnes Stores now all me life, But suddenly walks in my wife. We haven't got a ………. of milk now and the rent man's on his way, I got me hair washed cut and ……… dried so we've no money left today.

We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, whatever the feck it's called We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, the prices say it all, I got a pair of shoes, an anorak, scuba …………, chicken nuggets, satellite T.V. I got the whole back garden ………………. out for 14.43. I forgot the milk, and she'll f###king kill me.

Every month the magazine comes out, from camping stuff to brand new German ………... Me mother won’t touch the meat She thinks it’s odd and the father's wearing …………., just to walk the fecking dog.

We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, whatever the feck it's called We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, the prices say it all, I got a lawnmower, volleyball, laptop, dartboard, a box of Hitler tea, I have the Christing fecking ………….. with enough for J.R.B's , I forgot the milk.

Now me shopping's less that 20 ………., Cheap old Mars bars take up half me …………., The Tayto's still crap, we'll forgive them for that. Cause the vodka nearly kills you with a ………

We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, whatever the feck it's called We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, the prices say it all, I got a scales, beach towel, head torch and a foot spa for herself. I got a little German …………. to come home and wash the delf, I forgot the milk, I forgot the milk, cheers.

Andy Conway THE LIDL SONG [KEY]

Context: You are behind with the rent, you have unpaid bills and on top of this there is nothing in the cupboard. In the past, you might have contemplated suicide; today – you just go to Lidl (or is it Laidl?!?) A brilliant song by Andy Conway. Enjoy! (

Listning 1: Listen to the song and make a note of everything the guy says he has bought. [shoes, an anorak, scuba gear, chicken nuggets, satellite TV, lawnmower, volleyball, laptop, dartboard, tea, weighing scales, beach towel, head torch, foot spa]

Listening 2: Now listen to it again and complete the following sentences.

▪ The reason they are out of money today is that he’s had his hair cut. ▪ Getting all the stuff for the back garden for only £ 14.43 was a real bargain! ▪ His mother doesn’t like the meat; she thinks it’s odd. ▪ After his shopping spree, he still has enough money to go to JRB’s. ▪ The great thing about the vodka is that it’s lethal (really strong!).

Listening 3: Here are the lyrics. Listen again, fill in the gaps and make any other changes necessary.

I've been shopping in Dunnes Stores now all me life, But suddenly walks in my lovely wife. We haven't got a drop of milk now and the rent man's on his way, I got me hair washed cut and blow dried so we've no funds left today.

We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, whatever the feck it's called We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, the prices say it all, I got a pair of shoes, an anorak, scuba gear, chicken nuggets, satellite T.V. I got the whole back garden decked out for 14.43. I forgot the milk, and she'll f###king kill me.

Every month the magazine comes out, from camping gear to brand new German stout. Me mother won’t touch the meat She thinks it’s odd and the father's wearing Lycra, just to walk the fecking dog.

We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, whatever the feck it's called We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, the prices say it all, I got a lawnmower, volleyball, laptop, dartboard, a box of Hitler tea, I have the Christing fecking sorted with enough for J.R.B's , I forgot the milk.

Now me shopping's less that 20 quid, Cheap old Mars bars take up half me fridge, The Tayto's still crap, we'll forgive them for that. Cause the vodka almost kills you with a sip

We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, whatever the feck it's called We'll go to Lidi, Lidi, the prices say it all, I got a weighing scales, beach towel, head torch and a foot spa for herself. I got a little German midget to come home and wash the delf, I forgot the milk, I forgot the milk, cheers.

Andy Conway

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